Thursday, June 14, 2007

I wonder if he blogged about it

Ok, I was debating whether or not to tell you all about this, because it's embarrassing and it involves semi-public display of my boobs, but what the heck. Enjoy, I guess.
Yesterday evening I was so sick of this ungodly heat that I simply HAD to get in the car and drive somewhere with the AC cranked up full blast.
So far, so good, right?
I got in the car, cranked up the AC, and started driving down the road, on my way toward town. The cool air felt really good, and to maximize its full benefit, I sorta pulled up my shirt, exposing my bare skin to the ecstasy of the AC blast.
Now, yes, I would like to state for the court that I WAS indeed wearing a bra. (In fact, it was one of those spandex bras with a fun summery print on it... they're so comfy... I LOVE THEM) But... well, if you've met me in person, you know that I've gotta lotta boobage. My cleavage runneth over. So it's not like my entire chest was 100% covered.
Anyway, I was driving into town, just before reaching the "village limits" sign. I realized that pretty soon I'd be in the residential area and would probably have to pull my shirt down......

I slowed down for the 25mph zone which was coming up.....

Just then I passed a car which was parked at the side of the road.
With my shirt pulled up.
And my cleavage hanging out.
And it was a cop car.
With a cop in it.
He was probably parked there looking for speeders. I wasn't speeding, but, well, I was kinda hanging out there in a less-than-G-Rated fashion.
I wondered if he would stop me.
....He didn't!
He just let me drive right on by....
And as soon as the shock wore off, I quickly pulled my shirt down.

I'd hand-deliver a thank-you note to the cop, but something tells me he wouldn't remember my FACE anyway.... LOL!

Actually it was kind of exhilarating, in a sweaty bad girl kind of way....

But I digress.
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21 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

Is it wrong that this post made some of my secret places a little tingly?

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Only a LITTLE tingly? Maybe next time I'll try it with ice cubes.

Michael said...

You probably made the cop's day. Maybe he noted your license number. Let us know if you notice a procession of unmarked cars tailing you. They may all be looking for a glimpse.

My secret place is tingly but only due to the BBC article I just read (link on my doodad).

Janna said...

Michael: You get tingly from reading BBC articles? I gotta check this out...

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

so THAT'S where officer hunter went.

smiles, bee

Mr. Fabulous said...

Ice cubes or sugar cubes.

Or Rubik's Cubes.

Desert Songbird said...

I'm sure it was the highlight of that cop's day!

Janna said...

Bee: Was that his name?

Mr. Fab: Rubik's Cubes?? Wow, that would make one helluva video post...

Janna said...

Desert Songbird: I can only hope! :)

Meloncutter said...

Tingly secret places my fat ass!!!

I'm beating off like it's the last time ever.

Hell it ain't hot where you live. It's you.

LMAO

Later Y'all

Janna said...

Meloncutter: LOL! You used to be a cop, so you probably saw LOTS of stuff like that!

Wayne said...

oh that was funny!

ddbb said...

I wonder if it was that cop who looks like he is 17? lol swear, the one cop (I think we have 3? lol) looks as old as my son. I don't blame you though, it's been fod awful HOT..100 days to fall..i'm counting down :)

Morgen said...

That's funny --- I also thought about Officer Hunter when I read this story.
(you have to be a regular @ Bee's blog to get the officer Hunter reference, I think... let's just say he's an idiot and leave it at that)

Janna flashes boobage
film at eleven!

metalmom said...

You slut!!! ( I kid!!) I do that too mostly during the winter. I pull my sweater out to catch the heat coming out of the oven while I'm cooking!

Janna said...

ddbb: A hundred days??? Wow, that sounds like forever....

Morgen: Hey, I'm coming to stay with you and Lee tonight... and I think I'm staying for 100 days.

Metalmom: But do any cops see you do it?

amisare waswerebeen said...

Oh, so that was YOU??? You're right, I wouldn't have remembered your face either. I would have also had to explain a lot to my kids in the back seat. Hee hee.

Travis said...

Hot steamy boobage being flashed in public?

Yeehaw!

Comedy + said...

Melon sent me over with a link about your boobs. I still think he is beating off like it's the last time ever. Bwahahah. Funny post. :)

Jeni said...

Meloncutter sent me over here too!

I've never had to worry about cops following me for that type of offense. The last time a cop followed me - right to my house - had to do with a lot of questions he had for my son, who had been observed driving a car before he had any of the following items: a registration for the car, insurance, a driver's license too! That escapade cost Sonny Boy almost $400. Can you say "slow learner?"

Janna said...

Wayne: Thanks! Sorry I accidentally skipped over you earlier! My bad!

Amisare: Sometimes it's best to just keep the kids at home. :) Or blindfolded.

Travis: Wow, I'm surprised this topic seems to be so popular!! Maybe I should have a weekly post where I talk about flashing something... like "Flasher Fridays".... LOL!!

Comedy+: Gotta love Meloncutter. :) I still crack up when I read "I'm beating off like it's the last time ever"... ROFL!

jeni: $400.00????? Wow!!! Ouch!