Sunday, June 3, 2007

Mystery Doritos

Doritos has this new thing where you try their new flavor and you have to come up with a name for it. Right now they call it "X-13-D".
Here's an article about it.
Lee, Morgen, and I all decided to give it a try Friday night. We opened the bag and tried them at the same time.
Morgen hated them. The look on his face when he smelled them was as if one of us had farted.
Lee thought they were ok.
I actually liked them.
As for the flavor, Lee and I both agreed that they taste exactly like Burger King cheeseburgers.
Morgen said they reminded him more of the Donner Party. He finally decided that the name should be "Cow Chips".
Seriously, they taste like cheeseburgers.
If you could magically powderize a cheeseburger and fuse it onto a tortilla chip, that's what these are.
They're weird, which is why I like them. :)


Travis said...

Well, I do like chili flavored Fritos, so perhaps I should give these new Doritos a try.

Wayne said...

I do like wierd, but that's why I'm here! ;-)

To here about interesting chips of course!

Janna said...

Travis: Yes, give them a try!

Wayne: I'm proud to help supply your daily "weirdness" fix. :)

briliantdonkey said...

cheeseburger doritos.... Sounds good to me. Course now I'm hungry at 1130 pm which can't be a good thing, thanks a lot.


Janna said...

BD: Go on, have a snack! What's the worst that can happen? You'll have nightmares about being chased by a giant crispy triangular cheeseburger which wants to slice into your stomach and sprinkle seasoning all over your innards....

Morgen said...



flame-broiled flesh-flavor on a dorito....

If I were starving on a mountain in a blizzard I would eat one of my stinky shoes first.

Donner Party Chips about summed it up.
They had this weird cannabalistic aftertaste....

Janna said...

Morgen: LOL! They did NOT! :) They tasted like cheeseburgers! And cheeseburgers taste like cows, not human flesh. Unless there's a fast food chain I don't know about yet.

Robin said...

Maybe it's because I don't like cheeseburgers or just the fact that it smelled like farts.