Monday, June 4, 2007

Haven't worked out the details yet...

I wonder if there's a way to kill someone with styrofoam packing and bubble wrap.
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13 comments:

metalmom said...

I KNOW THIS ONE!! First you get the styrofoam and stick it up victim's nose and into his mouth. Then wrap securely in bubble wrap.
Store in a closet for 36 hours and by then you should have a corpse!Easy peasy,lemon squeezy!

Marilyn said...

The cool part is that the body is all ready for storage and disposal when you're done... Don't try this at home kids.

gurl_in_her_nutshell said...

x_x

haha,this is way too scary..i hope my former classmates doesn't read this or they might actually do it..

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Morgen said...

add some duct tape
(to secure the bubble wrap over your victim's mouth & nose)
and you have a sure-fire way to not only dispose of someone, but also to get them ready for UPS pickup.

Now, where did I put Steven's address? UPS delivers to New York City, right???

Travis said...

OK. Metalmom officially skeers me.

Cincy Diva said...

There was a woman many years ago, who wrapped her dead mom in bubble wrap and hid her in a wardrobe so that she could continue to collect her Social Security. The story has it that she would dress up as her mom to cash those checks and did so for years until she held a yard sale and sold the wardrobe with Ma still in it!

Janna said...

Metalmom: Ah, see, that's where I made my mistake... I'd only leave them there for 18 hours, and they kept escaping.

Marilyn: It's the pinnacle of convenience!

Gurl: By "scary", you mean "brilliant and inspired," right?

Morgen: But can it be done WITHOUT the duct tape?

Travis: Shhhh, she'll hear you...

Cincy Diva: OMG! How could she have forgotten something like that??

Steven said...

This whole conversation frightens me a little bit. Just remind me...am I on your good side or bad side?? :-)

metalmom said...

This is why I am the bodyguard! You can't learn this stuff--you're born with it!
Trav-any friend of Janna's is a friend of mine :)

Janna said...

Steve: Well, that depends... how many fountain pens do you plan on sending?

Metalmom: Travis is one of the select few we can trust.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Why so exotic? Just slash their throat. The classics never go out of style.

Danielle said...

Alrighty then, the depths of your mind call for some serious analysis sweets. Styrofoam and bubble wrap will end up killing us all anyway.

Wishing you sanity on this day.

Be well, sweets

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: But I need a good M.O....

Danielle: Sanity is overrated. :)