Friday, May 11, 2007

This isn't pretty, folks

I see purple anthropological hairspray zombies trailing blindly through the zeitgeist....
Oooh, and they're in alphabetical order...
But I can't take pictures of them until I decipher the aluminum magpie orchestration...
There is no time for baguettes!
Also, today I learned that if you have to pee really bad but can only pull your pants down with one hand (due to an IV being in the other wrist), you will probably not win the race against time. Especially since antibiotics also cause diarrhea.
Dammit.

11 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Not. Pretty.

Nope.

Still feel your pain, Janna.

Buck up - it'll be over soon.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Are you mad? There is always time for baguettes.

metalmom said...

My therapist keeps telling me there are no purple anthropological hairspray zombies! I knew it!!Get well sweetie!!

onionboy said...

this sucks!

Steven said...

All I know is that I want some of whatever you are taking! This is the time to write lots and lots of poetry.

Morgen said...

yes, I agree with Steven - write one-handed poetry, don't try to edit, just let your wonderful weirdness flow... edit later.
You could have enough blog entries for a month!

Marilyn said...

Maybe they are giving you fun drugs?

Matt-Man said...

I hate magpies.

Lynda said...

Maybe when you go to the hospital, you can ask them if they can adjust it for you.

I predict a bruise, none the less.

Morgiana Le Fey said...

eat yogurt a couple times a day. it helps combat the less pleasant side effects of antibiotics...

Janna said...

Desert Songbird: Thank you for listening and sympathizing!!

Mr. Fab: Well, I do have a free moment right now, if you want to bring some over...

Metalmom: Your therapist is lying. Check for pods and tentacles.

Onionboy: Yes! Well said!

Steve: Trust me, you DON'T want what I'm taking. It's giving me the shits and it's wearing me out!!

Morgen: If I kept doing entries like these, I would eventually have no readers left! :o

Marilyn: I wish!!

Matt-man: I never trusted them very much either.

Lynda: I did ask, and they did adjust it! Yay!

Morgian: Can't have yogurt (or any other high-calcium stuff) with these antibiotics. It's ok; I'll just wait it out... :/