Friday, May 4, 2007

Thirteen Things I'm Craving Right Now

1) Fettucine Alfredo
2) A live performance of Handel's Water Music, unedited, with good musicians who can actually play the music properly
3) Pizza with enough meat on it to frighten animals everywhere
4) A Family Guy marathon
5) Szechuan chicken with extra hot peppers
6) A good roll in the hay
7) Chocolate chip cookies!!!!!!
8) A Scrubs marathon
9) Beef Stroganoff
10) A bubble bath in a giant tub, with lavender-scented bubbles
11) Grilled chicken sandwich with swiss cheese, bacon, and tomatoes
12) Inner peace and tranquility and one-ness with the universe
13) Blueberry pie


Mr. Fabulous said...

No mention of me at all?

Oh wait, I see 6 now.

Donna said...

I like all the odd-numbered ones. Oh wait, they're all food! No wonder.

Lynda said...

There isn't a barn near you? That would take care of #6.

I have tried #3 but my dog and one of my cats still harass me for a bite.

Desert Songbird said...

I love all the food mentions - now my stomach is growling.

Oh, and Handel's Water Music? Yup - love it.

Steven said...

As to #6, have you ever felt hay? Trust me, it only looks good in pornos. The ecstasy that seems to fills their eyes, it's actually excruciating pain caused by hay jabbing into all pieces and parts!

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: I thought of including the photoshopped picture of you in the barn, surrounded by hay, but that would have lacked subtlety, wouldn't it?

Donna: I made every other one food. :)

Lynda: I don't mean REAL hay... though I guess it's worth a try...

Desert Songbird: Handel rocks!

Steve: I don't mean REAL hay... and for gosh sakes, try putting a couple blankets down first! :)

Marilyn said...

Hay is better than straw... Straw is much more pokey.

Janna said...

Marilyn: I've never compared the two, so I will have to take your word for it! :)

Matt-Man said...

Pizza-Fest at the Bagwine digs tonight, and the Beef Stroganoff sounds pretty damn good as well. Have a good weekend Janna, Cheers!!

Janna said...

Matt-Man: Pizza-Fest!! Oooh, if I lived closer I'd be showing up at your doorstep!