I've been thinking... nursing homes are wasted on people who can't enjoy them. I mean, think about living someplace where somebody else cleans everything up and does all the cooking. There really ought to be more food fights in nursing homes. Maybe I'll go visit my favorite one and start a food fight.
Marilyn: Food fights are a waste of good food!... well, unless the nursing home food really sucks, in which case, yes, go for it! But taste everything first, just to be sure.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Damn. Ain't that the truth!
Steve: Especially today!
Ooo, I am soooooo there!
I feel ya!
Oh, my god!! I'm Oooooold!!!
*sob*
Desert Songbird, Lynda, and Mr. Fab: Maybe we can all get rooms together at the nursing home!! Wouldn't that be fun? Huh? Huh?
I've been thinking... nursing homes are wasted on people who can't enjoy them. I mean, think about living someplace where somebody else cleans everything up and does all the cooking. There really ought to be more food fights in nursing homes. Maybe I'll go visit my favorite one and start a food fight.
Marilyn: Food fights are a waste of good food!... well, unless the nursing home food really sucks, in which case, yes, go for it! But taste everything first, just to be sure.
As long as Fab isn't allowed to have a toaster, it could be a lot of fun.
HEY! That's a picture of me this a.m. before I spewed coffee on my computer! You been lookin'???
Lynda: Maybe we can convince him to only use the toaster in the privacy of his own room.
Metalmom: You have fuzzy green slippers like that?
Fuzzy green slippers, nasty robe,dark circles.. yep it's me.
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