Marilyn: No, I think we could pump them full of preservatives, kind of like Twinkies. Just keep them on the bookshelf. They'll be delicious for decades.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Would you have to keep them in the fridge with the leggos?
Marilyn: No, I think we could pump them full of preservatives, kind of like Twinkies. Just keep them on the bookshelf. They'll be delicious for decades.
Explanation for \nn/ at 'guitar solo'
If books were food, my bathroom would be a buffet.
It would not affect people in West Virginia.
If books were edible, people probably wouldn't buy them used either.
They do make great toilet paper in a pinch.
If books were edible more people would read in bed ;-)
If books were edible, people could read, eat and excrete...all in one sitting!
Would cookbooks taste like the recipes printed in them?
Metalmom: I saw that! Thanks for the explanation. :)
Matt-man: Eww...
Mr. Fab: Hey, SOME of them might be able to read... Maybe. It could happen.
Lynda: Never use anything edible as toilet paper.
Turnbaby: No, you're thinking of edible underwear.
Steve: Multitasking for the new millenium!
Morgen: That would be a great idea! Except once you decided you liked the recipe, then you couldn't prepare it, 'cuz you just ate the directions!
Sometimes you have no choice when you are camping.
Lynda: The logical solution, then, is to never go camping. Ever. Unless you pack a few dozen rolls of Charmin first, of course.
Trust me. I avoid camping at all costs. LOL! :)
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