Saturday, May 12, 2007

Just a thought

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If books were edible, I bet fewer people would read in the bathroom.
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13 comments:

Marilyn said...

Would you have to keep them in the fridge with the leggos?

Janna said...

Marilyn: No, I think we could pump them full of preservatives, kind of like Twinkies. Just keep them on the bookshelf. They'll be delicious for decades.

metalmom said...

Explanation for \nn/ at 'guitar solo'

Matt-Man said...

If books were food, my bathroom would be a buffet.

Mr. Fabulous said...

It would not affect people in West Virginia.

Lynda said...

If books were edible, people probably wouldn't buy them used either.

They do make great toilet paper in a pinch.

Turnbaby said...

If books were edible more people would read in bed ;-)

Steven said...

If books were edible, people could read, eat and excrete...all in one sitting!

Morgen said...

Would cookbooks taste like the recipes printed in them?

Janna said...

Metalmom: I saw that! Thanks for the explanation. :)

Matt-man: Eww...

Mr. Fab: Hey, SOME of them might be able to read... Maybe. It could happen.

Lynda: Never use anything edible as toilet paper.

Turnbaby: No, you're thinking of edible underwear.

Steve: Multitasking for the new millenium!

Morgen: That would be a great idea! Except once you decided you liked the recipe, then you couldn't prepare it, 'cuz you just ate the directions!

Lynda said...

Sometimes you have no choice when you are camping.

Janna said...

Lynda: The logical solution, then, is to never go camping. Ever. Unless you pack a few dozen rolls of Charmin first, of course.

Lynda said...

Trust me. I avoid camping at all costs. LOL! :)