Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Just so you know...

It's almost 3:30 in the morning and I am just about ready to fall asleep.
Before I collapse into bed, though, I just want to say one thing.
If the fate of the world ever depends on me knowing HTML or CSS, you will all end up meeting horrible grisly deaths.
It's true. Sorry to have to break the news to you.
If the fate of the world depended on other things, like me knowing how to write a dirty limerick or a french horn concerto or a recipe for tacos, your chances would be greatly improved.
But, alas, fate has a sick sense of humor, and thus it will probably end up being the HTML thing instead.
I just want you to know it was nothing personal.
I'm going to bed now.
Good night.
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7 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

I sent you an email about this, dear. My God, you gotta relax, you are going to give yourself a stroke!

Morgen said...

oh, Fab, Janna LIKES stroking herself... oh, wait, you meant a stroke stroke not a stroke it, stroke it...



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Lynda said...

Fortunatley, I know HTML and I like you enough to help you cheat. You are on your own with CSS, though.

metalmom said...

But could you write a recipe for tacos in the form of a dirty limerick to be played on the French horn?

Wayne said...

I do know a little HTML. Hope it's enough!

Marilyn said...

I wanna learn HTML and stuff but I have no clue where to start.... You have great graphics without knowing that stuff.
Is this causing you problems with your new business?

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: I know. I KNOW! It's just so frustrating when things don't make sense to me.

Morgen: Nice. :)

Lynda: Finally I have friends in high places!

Metalmom: Yes, dammit, I COULD! :)

Wayne: I hope so too!

Marilyn: I could greatly increase my clientele if I knew HTML well enough to actually install the banners on their sites. The way it is now, I just create the graphic and send it to them, and they're on their own after that. Knowing HTML/CSS would enable me to give better service to my clients.