Math problem for today
Frozen burritos cost 39 cents each, or $1.00 for three.
Jill buys seven, paying with a ten dollar bill.
She eats three for dinner, then goes to her daughter's violin recital.
How many farts can she let quietly before the violin teacher notices?
8 comments:
Would those be beef, bean, or chicken? Also, are they dry or wet? Also, are they red or green? See, for those of us who live in the SW, you need to give us more facts!
I know, I know - I'm being a pain...
So, when do I get the privilege of being added to your coveted blogroll? Hmm?
Desert Songbird:
(1) Bean, dry, and red.
(2) You have been added. :)
I love Math problems like this. They just keep me calculating in circles.
The answer is 3. I have done this.
regularly.
you can get to 16 if you toot in the same key as the recital.
Later Y'all.
Okay. Nothing besides a gas mask will top Meloncutter's answer...
Now I'm craving Taco Hell, you burrito vixen!
Did she take a Beano?
I could say that Janna taking a Beano would be like me putting Odor Eaters into my shoes - we'd both just disappear!
But I won't say that, just it would just be true -- er, I mean, it would just be cruel! Yes, that's what I meant!!! Cruelty thy name is Mo!
Mr. Fab: Apparently! Now don't you feel special? You're on there TWICE!
Irish Church Lady: Fascinating, isn't it?
Meloncutter: Ahh, someone with experience in the field!
Morgen: "Burrito Vixen"... I like that...
Lynda: Of course not!! Beano is for wimps!!
Morgen: Hey!!!
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