I know there are more than seven....
Ways things could be worse:
1) Gas could cost six dollars a gallon.
2) Cows could taste like beets instead of steak.
3) Public nudity could be mandatory for everyone over 65.
4) Our front yards could be full of pythons and scorpions.
5) Large dogs could shoot deadly venom, right at crotch-level.
6) Chocolate could be radioactive.
7) Michael Jackson could release a CD of children's lullabies.
13 comments:
Good disclaimer in the title! Keeps the dialogue open. I'm with you on all seven...they would indeed be signs of things getting worse!
Steve: Feel free to offer your own additions to the list!
8) It could have been three years since I've had sex instead of two.
Malnurtured Snay: LOL... Get in line; for me it's been twelve years! Scary, huh? :o
12 years! sounds like your having an affair with my husband,LOL.
I'm not sure how I got here. Turned left, shoulda turned right. Clicked my tennis shoe heels three times, made a wish. Went to sleep there, woke up here. Something like that.
Glad I did. I like your blog.
Have a suspicion you might like my Dictiowary in the sidebar if you make it my way.
Have a nice weekend, J.
What's wrong with old naked people!?
Cracked me UP - thanks, I was needing a good laugh.
Cathy: Well, nooo, 'cuz then I wouldn't be having a 12-year dry spell... :)
Bobbarama: Thanks for stopping by, I hope you remember the way back! :)
Mr. Fab: Bleccchh!
Matt-man: If you want them, you can have them.
Tug: Thanks for stopping by! :) Glad you liked it.
I thought Michael Jackson did release a CD of children's songs!
Remember, to the tune of Thriller?
It's close to midnight
Gonna get you out of your shorts tonight!
Have some Jeee-sus Juice
You seem wound a little tight.
Lynda: Ackk!! :o
I could go on....
Lynda: I believe you! :)
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