Five Things You Should Never Say To A Squirrel
1) Y'know, without that bushy tail, you'd pretty much just be a rat.
2) I think I ran over your cousin yesterday.
3) Do you have change for a twenty?
4) Chip & Dale could drink you under the table any day.
5) Nice nuts.
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8 comments:
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"You guys tatse like chicken."
Nice nuts? I thought you only shouldn't say this to a squirrel while drooling.
No one wants their acorns messed with!
Also you probably shouldn't say
Guess where I hid the cashews?
Perhaps, another thing not to say.... "I forgot to bring the TP to the woods with me, by chance, does crap stick you your fur?"
Just a thought.
Later Y'all
Love #5.
Matt-man: LOL!!!
Lynda: Or their walnuts...
Cincy Diva: I'd be too worried they'd start trying to FIND the cashews!
Meloncutter: Those suckers would BITE!
Amisare: Feel free to think of others! :)
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