Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Five Things You Should Never Say To A Squirrel

1) Y'know, without that bushy tail, you'd pretty much just be a rat.
2) I think I ran over your cousin yesterday.
3) Do you have change for a twenty?
4) Chip & Dale could drink you under the table any day.
5) Nice nuts.
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8 comments:

Irish Church Lady :) said...

Hey .... my interview with Fab is up. You should check it out.

Janna said...

Irish Church Lady: Cool, I'm going to post mine later on today too!!! I'm on my way to check yours out right now....

Matt-Man said...

"You guys tatse like chicken."

Lynda said...

Nice nuts? I thought you only shouldn't say this to a squirrel while drooling.

No one wants their acorns messed with!

Cincy Diva said...

Also you probably shouldn't say
Guess where I hid the cashews?

Meloncutter said...

Perhaps, another thing not to say.... "I forgot to bring the TP to the woods with me, by chance, does crap stick you your fur?"

Just a thought.

Later Y'all

amisare waswerebeen said...

Love #5.

Janna said...

Matt-man: LOL!!!

Lynda: Or their walnuts...

Cincy Diva: I'd be too worried they'd start trying to FIND the cashews!

Meloncutter: Those suckers would BITE!

Amisare: Feel free to think of others! :)