Another example of how my mind works

Once upon a time there was a yellow rose with green dewdrops. She was sad because all the other roses had clear dewdrops, and she felt different.
One day, at the far end of the garden, she happened to notice a very handsome white rose with yellow dewdrops.
"Oh my gosh!" She exclaimed, reaching a few thorny stems out to him in camaraderie. "Here I thought I was the only rose without clear dewdrops, and now I find you've got colored ones too! Let's go make beautiful rosebuds together!"
"Fine with me," he said, "but this is dog piss. Who sneezed on you?"
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