Sunday, April 22, 2007

Another example of how my mind works

Once upon a time there was a yellow rose with green dewdrops. She was sad because all the other roses had clear dewdrops, and she felt different.
One day, at the far end of the garden, she happened to notice a very handsome white rose with yellow dewdrops.
"Oh my gosh!" She exclaimed, reaching a few thorny stems out to him in camaraderie. "Here I thought I was the only rose without clear dewdrops, and now I find you've got colored ones too! Let's go make beautiful rosebuds together!"
"Fine with me," he said, "but this is dog piss. Who sneezed on you?"


Michael said...

I like how your mind works.

Morgen said...

You are twisted and perverted and sick. Gods, I love ya, babe!


Peanut said...

come pick up your peanut award!

Desert Songbird said...

Okay, I feel another snort coming on...wait for it...wait for it...


There. That's better.

Janna, you are too much!

Mr. Fabulous said...



Janna said...

Michael: I'm so glad! :)

Morgen: I'm basking in the love right now... totally naked. (Should I have put on sunscreen for that?)

Peanut: COOL!!!

Desert Songbird: Yay! Another snort!

Mr. Fab: Maybe Disney will make a movie out of it!

Lynda said...

Ewwww! Yet, so moving. And I am not talking about the compost.

Janna said...

Lynda: It was a touching story filled with hope and promise and love and dog piss. And snot.