Thursday, December 12, 2013

Still breathing at least 50% of the time...

Things I still haven't done, despite not posting for a few weeks:

* Write love letter to whoever invented bacon
* Convince my cat that pooping in the hallway is NOT ok
* Find deodorant that creates inner peace for 24 hours
* Read Moby Dick
* Teach dust mites how to write blog posts in my absence
* Drink heavily

Hi, everyone.
I'm still here, breathing occasionally.
Have a lovely weekend, and if any of you have the correct answer to the tech problem I posted HERE, I would sure love to hear about it.


Margaret said...

No need to read Moby Dick - watch the movie and consider yourself good :)

You can't tell cats anything. Ever.

I can't even find a deodorant that works for 24 hours, so …. well, that's out.

Dust mites are lazy…

don't know who created bacon, but I thought this was cute when I looked it up: The phrase "bring home the bacon" comes from the 12th century when a church in Dunmow, England offered a side of bacon to any man who could swear before God and the congregation that he had not fought or quarreled with his wife for a year and a day. Any man that could "bring home the bacon" was highly respected in his community. (Ha… love that bit of history)

So… I guess that just leaves "drink heavily". That is possible.

Glad to see you back, Janna.

Margaret said...
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G-Man said...

Yes, I recieved your E-Mail.
(I cried for a week, and had to call The Suicide Hot-Line)
Just Kidding..(((HUGS)))
I believe Bacon was invented in China about 5000 years ago. It's said that some of that original bacon still exists, along with the original batch of Kim Chee buried somewhere in the Hung Low Provence.
Loved your lamenting 55
Thanks for playing. Get well soon Sweetie...G

Alice Audrey said...

Busy? Tell me about it.

I can't convince my cats to poop where they are supposed to either. It's an on going battle.

On the tech issue, I hate to say it but it sounds like the Word program has been corrupted. It's a bit heavy-handed, but you will probably ultimately end up uninstalling and reinstalling. My condolences and best of luck. As a work around you could download Open Office (It's free. Just google it) , open the document in the Open Office program and print from there.

Mama Zen said...

If you find that inner peace deodorant, let me know!

Nara Malone said...

Hi Janna. Love your sense of humor and your 55. I left a comment about your printer problem. Hope it helps.

Janna said...

Margaret: All very very true. Especially the part about not being able to tell cats anything.

G-Man: It's possible the first Twinkie was also made 5000 years ago. Keep searching the Hung Low provence til you find it.

Alice: I'm so glad to know I'm not the only person with wayward-pooping cats.
Thanks also for the input on the tech problem. I agree that Word seems to be corrupted somehow; it's the only thing I can't print.

MamaZen: I hope it's grapefruit-secnted!

Nara: Thanks for visiting, and thanks for trying to help!