Thursday, June 20, 2013

Maybe I could trade it for a box of Twinkies

She winced in pain.  "My head hurts."

"Aww.  Another migraine?"

"I need to lay down.  If I don't make it til morning, you can have my blog."

"But nobody ever visits there at all.  Nobody even comments anymore."

"It's either that or you get the full litter box."

"Maybe if I added more fart jokes..."

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10 comments:

nonamedufus said...

Here's one to get started: While at dinner party, a man farts. Other man says “How dare you fart in front of my wife”. First man says “Sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn”.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Perfect! Exactly the kind of comment I was hoping for. :)

Brian Miller said...

fart jokes are always funny...just ask my boys....

i used to know a guy who could fart a tune as well...

maybe i could schedule him to do a post for you...

hope your head feels better...

smiles.

g-man said...

Janna Dear...
I know the feeling of abandonment
You just have to resign yourself to the fact that
Commenting is quid pro quo!!
Loved your flatulent 55
Thanks for playing, you are like THE most obnoxious person that
You know asking you to pull their finger... And they shit their pants!!
Have a Fart Free Kick Ass Week End

TALON said...

lol! Fart jokes! (Reminds me of my brothers who knew every fart joke ever written). :)

Blogging can be so up/down.

Margaret said...

... so, from what I gather, tell more fart jokes, and "they will come" :)

Janna said...

Brian: My head does feel a little better. Must've been nonamedufus's fart joke!

g-man: Actually I hope my weekend is FULL of farts, as long as they're my own.

TALON: Your brothers should've written them down and made a book!

Margaret: It's downright beautiful in its simplicity.

edenhills said...

With a son and three nephews, I've heard my fair share of fart jokes. I do hope the head is better. I've been in an allergy haze/headache for the last few days.

Helen said...

Hysterical :) I loved it.

Janna said...

edenhills: Fart jokes are the best because everyone understands. And the ones who say they don't are lying. ;)

Helen: Thank you! :)