Thursday, May 23, 2013

Rare glimpse of utopia

"Why are you staring off into space?" He asked, concerned.

"I'm creating a better world in my imagination.  The real one hasn't been so good lately.  Pass me that beer, would you? "

"What... what beer?"

"The one right next to the dancing celery and the naked antelopes."

"Um..."

"Careful!  You'll step in the free bacon!"
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18 comments:

Margaret said...

How about naked celery and dancing antelopes? No that's still weird. But at least your imaginary world has beer!!

Janna said...

Margaret: And bacon!

Alice Audrey said...

There are naked antelopes in utopia? Where are the cabana boys?

Janna said...

Alice Audrey: The cabana boys are next to the pool of lemon jello. At least I hope that's what that is.

g-man said...

Ok Janna, what kind of acid are you on, Blotter, or Window Pane?'
Trust me, your imagination doesn't need another beef
Loved you food parade 55
Thanks for playing, you are like getting a free Klondike bar for no reason
Have a Kick Ass Week End

Janna said...

g-man: Yay! I love Klondike bars! They'll fit perfectly right next to the bacon.

TALON said...

lol - this was a pure delight. Who doesn't want free bacon? Gotta love serious daydreaming! :)

Janna said...

TALON: All serious daydreaming should involve bacon and at least one naked mammal. :)

Brian Miller said...

free bacon! i will take it...smiles...though i think the antelope might get chilled...lol...fun one janna..and i hope life as not been that tough....

Mama Zen said...

This cracked me up! I never saw it coming.

razzamadazzle said...

How fun! I think I like life in your utopia!

hedgewitch said...

Can I have chocolate with the bacon in my naked antelope utopia? I have to admit though-- both a great imagination and a dirty mind can be very helpful in this life.

nonamedufus said...

If there's one thing I hate it's people stepping in my bacon. Especially if it's free. Wasn't that a 50's dance? Gimme Bacon on My Mashed Potatoes?

Other Mary said...

I like your utopia, except for the celery...there is none of that in my utopia. :o)

Janna said...

Brian: The antelopes won't get chilly as long as they stay close to the bonfire. Although they do complain about the stray sparks...

MamaZen: Glad I could surprise you. ;)

razzamadazzle: Yay! :)

hedgewitch: Chocolate WITH the bacon? Like chocolate-covered bacon? They really do sell that sometimes at various places. I've never tried it because the concept kinda freaks me out.

nonamedufus: Alas, I was born in 1970, when people wore bell bottoms and disco danced to bad music and giant glittery rotating mirror-balls. (*shudder*)

OtherMary: Hey, I didn't say the utopia involved eating celery. We just watch it dance while we eat the bacon. ;)

Nara Malone said...

Yeah, I'm finding my imagination is more fun than reality too. Yours sounds even better. I need naked antelopes and dancing celery.

Raven said...

Thank you for the smile. Yeah the real world hasn't been so good lately.

Janna said...

Nara: The problem with dancing celery is that it's never on sale, and you always feel guilty when you eat it.

Raven: I agree completely. (!)