"What are you doing?"
"I'm making Valentine chocolates for all the guys who ever broke my heart."
"But they really hurt you... And you hate Valentine's Day. So why???"
"Because they deserve it. My special recipe is exactly what they need. Say, please pass me that last box of Ex-Lax, will you? I'm almost out."
Congratulations to everyone who survived Valentine's Day.
I may have said it best back in 2009, when my Feb 14th post said the following:
I hate this holiday with a passion usually reserved for infectious parasites, migraines, and onion breath.
My advice for today is to just lock yourself in a closet and eat as much chocolate as possible while rocking back and forth and mumbling "Dying alone isn't so bad... isn't so bad... isn't so bad..."
Of course, if you do that, you'll want to make sure the chocolate is completely free of Ex-Lax added by bitter lovers from years past.
Good luck with that.