"Suspect is in visual range. Proceed with caution."
"Can I shoot to kill? Huh? Can I?"
"Maybe. Stand by."
The officer walked cautiously up to the car in the Wendy's parking lot.
The driver opened the door, still chewing the last bit of her Arby's sandwich.
"It was delicious!" She confessed. "And I'm not sorry!"
This, of course, is based on my recent post where someone called the police because I was parked in a Wendy's parking lot and eating Arby's food.
I still can't believe someone would do that, and I still can't believe the police took it seriously.
We live in a strange, strange world.