Sunday, November 25, 2012

Dear World:

1.  To the old guy who farted in McDonalds Friday afternoon:  That was spectacular, even if your wife didn't look particularly thrilled.

2.  To Shawn:  You changed your blog!  It looks great, but why am I not able to comment anymore?

3.  To the truck in front of me as I was driving home:  Why were you going 30mph in a 55mph zone?

4.  To my cats:  The litter box has been cleaned.  Please act accordingly.

5.  To winter:  I loved you when I was younger, but it's over between us.  Please go somewhere else and let me be warm.


Shawn said...

2 - Hi Janna
I just discovered that the new layout is not compatible with Internet Explorer or Firefix. Otherwise commenting should work. Click the story and scroll down.
I will have to fix it. Thanks for the shout out!

Janna said...

Shawn: Explorer and Firefox are all I have... Drat, now I'll have to spend my free time doing other things, like hating my lousy furnace which is broken. I woke up this morning and the room was 52 degrees. Not sure what that is in Celsius, but in Fahrenheit it's a frickin' cold temperature for a bedroom.

Shawn said...

Janna, 52 Fahrenheit is 284 Kelvin. My neighbourhood is the only in Canada that does not use Celsius.

But it is strange that this format is not compatible with IE & Firefox. It works fine in Chrome. I will have to go back to the drawing board.

BTW it is 19 degrees Fahrenheit in Montreal now.

Janna said...

Shawn: Did you design the blog format all by yourself? If so, it's still pretty impressive, even considering the glitches.
19 degrees? Ugh. I dread stuff like that. It's supposed to get 18 or 19 here tonight too.
Hopefully my bedroom will be warmer than 52 degrees this time, but that all depends on whether my furnace decides to cooperate.

nonamedufus said...

Was that guy in McDonald's making an editorial comment about the food? I couldn't agree more. In fact he's given me an idea. Although farting in the drive-through just won't have the same impact.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Plus, you'd have to aim right into that little microphone thingy. That could be awkward.

Shawn Ohara said...

Did not design the site myself. Starting to think that would be a good idea. I changed the format back and modified it. When I have more time I will update it. Don't want to confuse people to much...