Thursday, October 18, 2012

Plus, I have a coupon...

Zarquox looked curiously at his human friend.  "This place called McDonalds-- is it highly nourishing for your species?"

"Well... no, actually it's full of salt and grease."

Zarquox's three eyes looked startled.  "So these are Big Macs Of Death?"

Bob shrugged.  "Let's go anyway.  You'll be fine.  You have four hearts; I only have one."
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12 comments:

Melissa Bickel said...

LOL now that is funny. I enjoyed this. Have a great weekend Janna

Brian Miller said...

haha...ouch....yeah....gotta watch out though...that is four times as much to poison you know....but dang the fries are so stinking good...

Margaret said...

McFlurries... the only reason McD's should stay open, in my opinion.

G-Man said...

Thats our Janna!!!!
Mixing food and Sci-Fi is SO YOU!
LOVE this Sci-Foodie 55!!
Thanks for playing, you are like getting a free pumpkin pie by mistake with your Happy Meal order,
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

˙·٠•●❤Sh@KiR@ ❤●•٠·˙ said...

Hahahahahahahhahhaha...you truly ROCK this!!! Fantabulous!!! Mine is here
Have you a TRULY BLESSED WEEKEND!!!
hugs
shakira

hedgewitch said...

Obviously a subtle way to gradually poison the alien invaders. Perhaps a bit self-defeating, though. ;-) Loved it, Janna.

izzy said...

Happy eating! (glad to hear it)
Thanks

Teresa said...

Big Macs of death! Love it!

happygirl said...

Big Macs of death. Perfect. My trainer calls mayo, "white death." This was so much fun.

Other Mary said...

Watch out for that 'special sauce' :o)

PattiKen said...

The really sick joke is fat and salt taste good. I think it might be a conspiracy...

Janna said...

Melissa: Thanks for visiting! :)

Brian: Sizzling hot fries lovingly sprinkled with salt and dipped in tangy delicious ketchup. I think I gained four pounds just by writing that.

Margaret: I don't think I've ever had one of those. They always look good in the pictures, though!

G-Man: Food and Sci-Fi are two of the most fun things on the planet! (Or off the planet).

Sh@KiR@: So far you're the first person who's called me "Fantabulous"!

hedgewitch: At least the alien invaders will die with smiles on their faces.

izzy: Happy eating to you too!

Teresa: That was my favorite part too. :)

happygirl: I love the idea of calling mayo "white death". I can't stand the stuff. I don't care one way or the other about its nutritional value; I just hate the texture and the taste.

Other Mary: Agreed!

PattiKen: Fat and salt AND sugar! Just picture a giant bowl of chocolate buttercream frosting with some twinkies dipped in it. OMG. (*drooling*)