Especially if the iguana hates broccoli
Six Ancient Twitters I did back in 2009:
My back hurts. Feels like 127 gnomes had a mosh pit on my spine while I slept. And the music's not even that great.
1:31 PM Aug 30th, 2009
Tacos are the best thing in the world. Never mind all that oxygen stuff. Forget sunlight and water. Bah. It's tacos. Really. Would I lie?
11:18 PM Sep 9th, 2009
Wondering what it would be like to eat fried chicken in the cemetery.
4:40 PM Sep 11th, 2009
Magic broccoli farts. If they were any worse they would be fireworks. Green ones.
8:24 PM Sep 15th, 2009
Road construction is approximately as annoying as finding an iguana in your underwear. Again.
5:40 PM Sep 30th, 2009
Sigh. Four socks go into the laundry, three come out.
7:51 PM Oct 2nd, 2009
2 comments:
What is it with socks? I mean seriously. They should sell them in threes instead of pairs at the store. A car comes with a spare tire. Why don't they sell socks with a spare.
nonamedufus: What a great idea!
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