Monday, April 2, 2012

Rest assured that I did finally shower before 2010 arrived

Seven Ancient Twitters I did back in 2009:

Feels like there is a rhinoceros parked on my bladder.

6:46 AM Jul 3rd, 2009

Maybe my laundry will do itself if I just sit here and think happy thoughts.
12:51 AM Jul 17th, 2009

Time is dragging like an ant trying to pull a yacht.
2:40 PM Aug 4th, 2009

I need a shower even more than Paris Hilton needs her virginity back.
6:26 PM Aug 5th, 2009

Still waiting for winter. It's really hard to make snow angels in mud puddles. Which reminds me, will someone please loofah my back?
6:36 PM Aug 18th, 2009

I need a shower so bad that the environmentalists are on my porch wearing hazmat suits. How rude of them.
8:13 PM Aug 23rd, 2009

So If I was to ooze into the sewer and make friends with mutants, is there a particular dress code I have to keep in mind? Slime? Scales?
9:54 PM Aug 23rd, 2009
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4 comments:

nonamedufus said...

That;s it! My wife is just full of happy thoughts.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Either that or she's waiting for you to do it yourself... Let me know how that works out.

nonamedufus said...

Oh, I've been banned from going anywhere near the washing machine due to an unfortunate shrinking and colouring incident about 11 years ago. Good strategy, eh?

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Brilliant! If only it worked for single people who live alone...