Thursday, April 12, 2012

Maybe the dogs would rather sniff the desk instead

Things that are more predictable than the stock market:

1) The probability of two dogs sniffing each other's butts

2) The odor of a ten day old fish which was left in the desk drawer of a co-worker on vacation

3) The chance of a small McDonald's cheeseburger someday costing more than a dollar. (It's $0.99 here now.)


10 comments:

Brian Miller said...

and the chances they will still sell millions of them every day

noiln said...
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Margaret said...

4) A teenage boy walking over clothes, around clothes, through clothes, never thinking to pick them up and WASH them ... (until he pays for them himself! :)

It is predictable that he will also choose much less expensive jeans :)

moondustwriter said...

not to mention the shelf life of the cheesesburger in the teenage boy's room, lying on the newspaper, obscuring Nasdaq
much more reliable...
(the stock market might then the assure the shelf life of said burger)

thanks Janna for the food for thought and a ramble amoung the absurd

Nara Malone said...

Equally good chance McD's will remove the last few atoms of real burger and cheese and replace with something like colored cardboard pulp to keep the price below a dollar. :)

G-Man said...

Janna...
Loved your 55
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

Brian: You're probably right, sadly.

Spam guy who I deleted: Please go wipe with poison ivy.

Margaret: Have teenage boys ever paid for their own jeans?

moondustwriter: All this talk about cheeseburgers is making me hungry...

Nara: For all we know, they're doing that already. (!!)

G-Man: Aww. Thanks for visiting, and get well soon. Sorry you caught the bug this week.

nonamedufus said...

I'm hungry...two dogs sniffing each other's butts notwithstanding.

Mama Zen said...

What Brian said!

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Me too, sadly.

MamaZen: Amazing but true. (!)