If you wait long enough, the bologna will go green eventually
Things that would look a lot more interesting if you added some green food coloring:
1. Applesauce
2. Tampons
3. The Atlantic Ocean
4. Zebras
5. Toenails
6. Jock Straps
7. Mustard
8. Martha Stewart's hair
9. Books about golf
10. Wine samples
11. Corn Flakes
12. Eyelashes
13. Glaciers
14. Bologna
15. Cool Whip
16. Freckles
17. Random politicians
18. Bran muffins
19. Spider webs
20. Spiders
21. People who are afraid of green spiders
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23 comments:
.... tampons? They could never look interesting. Actually I take that back. My oldest son when he was two or three "opened" one up and used it as a parachute for his plastic green toy soldiers... the string was tied around their shoulders... I went out that day and bought him a few more toys. :)
Margaret: Ah! Tampons make lousy parachutes because they don't have enough surface area to create wind resistance. Maxi pads work much better.
...something he never needed to know ;P
Margaret: Hey, it's better he learns these things at home instead of on the streets, right? ;)
def several on that list that make me shiver thinking about them being green...matter of fact would probably make me green...
Brian: Were jock straps one of them?
Some of these are making me go green, Janna! :)
That is quite the list I must say!
TALON: Excellent! (Oh, wait, you meant...)
Teresa: I try!
Janna...
Can you share with me that Most Excellent weed that you obviously smoke to get ideas and inspiration like this?
Loved your 55
Thanks for playing,
You are like a breath of fresh air, after running over a whole family of rabid skunks...
Have a Kick Ass Week End
hahahaha - I want to see some illustrations with this list! What fun.
Books about golf are gonna need a lot more than green food coloring to even approach interesting!
g-man: LOL. No weed. I'm high on life. Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say that life makes me insane. Here, try some.
Other Mary: Illustrations would have been fun!
MamaZen: Now that you mention it, I agree completely!
Green freckles. That would be something :)
Trying to get that image of plastic toy soldiers with tampon parachutes out of my head. Might have to find some green beer.
Nara: Just don't imagine tampons soaking in green beer.
"It's not that easy being green."
-Kermit D. Frog
love some of those on your list,
shiver, powerful 55.
I understand and agree with all of your wonderful, eclectic list. Apart from the jock straps.
Shawn: I am humbled by the depths of amphibian wisdom.
Taylor: Thanks for visiting!
DoctorFTSE: LOL. Do you speak from experience?
Quite clever your 55! I use green food coloring in my holiday corn flakes wreath cookies/candy! Everyone who consumes them ends up with green teeth and tongue! Very funny.
Helen: I wonder if the green food coloring is "noticeable" later on...
LOL, true!
Steve: I enjoy truth. Well, usually. :)
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