Thursday, December 22, 2011

I'll have to remember to draw enough ketchup packets for my fries

"So, tell me about your new diet," said Pete.

"Oh, it's great. For lunch, I take a pencil and paper plate, and I just draw pictures of food. See, here's a picture of chocolate cake."

"Does that really work?"

"Sure does. Because underneath it, I'm writing 'Give me this right now or I'll kill you.'"
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P.S. If any of you tried visiting my blog earlier but got an error saying the blog had been deleted, I explained what happened here. :)

9 comments:

Leslie said...

Now that's some diet!!

Merry Christmas Janna

Margaret said...

Ha. Be careful, you might get a face covered with chocolate!

Janna said...

Leslie: Thanks for visiting!

Margaret: There are definitely worse things my face could be covered with. ;)

G-Man said...

Janna...
You may be on to something.
Or maybe NOT!
But I did love your 55
Thanks for playing, you are like that big perfect carmelized pineapple slice, on top of the Christmas Ham.
Have a Kick Ass Holiday Week-End

5thsister said...

Yeah...I'd kill for chocolate too! Fun post!

izzy said...

Very clever! Wit wit wit-
or is it twit-ta-woo from a famous poem...

TALON said...

That puts the "die" properly into diet :) Loved it!

Glad your blog is okay. That must have been really freaky!

Wishing you a beautiful holiday season!

Brian Miller said...

lol...glad you got the hiccups worked out as well...um you should write a book on this diet you could make millions you know...smiles. happy holidays!

Janna said...

G-Man: Thanks for visiting! :)

5thsister: Chocolate is one of the great things on the planet. :)

izzy: Twit-ta-woo? (???)

Talon: It was indeed freaky!

Brian: Or instead of writing a book, I could just beg people to pay me millions for the blog post...