I'll have to remember to draw enough ketchup packets for my fries
"So, tell me about your new diet," said Pete.
"Oh, it's great. For lunch, I take a pencil and paper plate, and I just draw pictures of food. See, here's a picture of chocolate cake."
"Does that really work?"
"Sure does. Because underneath it, I'm writing 'Give me this right now or I'll kill you.'"
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P.S. If any of you tried visiting my blog earlier but got an error saying the blog had been deleted, I explained what happened here. :)
9 comments:
Now that's some diet!!
Merry Christmas Janna
Ha. Be careful, you might get a face covered with chocolate!
Leslie: Thanks for visiting!
Margaret: There are definitely worse things my face could be covered with. ;)
Janna...
You may be on to something.
Or maybe NOT!
But I did love your 55
Thanks for playing, you are like that big perfect carmelized pineapple slice, on top of the Christmas Ham.
Have a Kick Ass Holiday Week-End
Yeah...I'd kill for chocolate too! Fun post!
Very clever! Wit wit wit-
or is it twit-ta-woo from a famous poem...
That puts the "die" properly into diet :) Loved it!
Glad your blog is okay. That must have been really freaky!
Wishing you a beautiful holiday season!
lol...glad you got the hiccups worked out as well...um you should write a book on this diet you could make millions you know...smiles. happy holidays!
G-Man: Thanks for visiting! :)
5thsister: Chocolate is one of the great things on the planet. :)
izzy: Twit-ta-woo? (???)
Talon: It was indeed freaky!
Brian: Or instead of writing a book, I could just beg people to pay me millions for the blog post...
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