Thursday, December 22, 2011

I'll have to remember to draw enough ketchup packets for my fries

"So, tell me about your new diet," said Pete.

"Oh, it's great. For lunch, I take a pencil and paper plate, and I just draw pictures of food. See, here's a picture of chocolate cake."

"Does that really work?"

"Sure does. Because underneath it, I'm writing 'Give me this right now or I'll kill you.'"

P.S. If any of you tried visiting my blog earlier but got an error saying the blog had been deleted, I explained what happened here. :)


Leslie said...

Now that's some diet!!

Merry Christmas Janna

Margaret said...

Ha. Be careful, you might get a face covered with chocolate!

Janna said...

Leslie: Thanks for visiting!

Margaret: There are definitely worse things my face could be covered with. ;)

G-Man said...

You may be on to something.
Or maybe NOT!
But I did love your 55
Thanks for playing, you are like that big perfect carmelized pineapple slice, on top of the Christmas Ham.
Have a Kick Ass Holiday Week-End

5thsister said...

Yeah...I'd kill for chocolate too! Fun post!

izzy said...

Very clever! Wit wit wit-
or is it twit-ta-woo from a famous poem...

TALON said...

That puts the "die" properly into diet :) Loved it!

Glad your blog is okay. That must have been really freaky!

Wishing you a beautiful holiday season!

Brian Miller said...

lol...glad you got the hiccups worked out as you should write a book on this diet you could make millions you know...smiles. happy holidays!

Janna said...

G-Man: Thanks for visiting! :)

5thsister: Chocolate is one of the great things on the planet. :)

izzy: Twit-ta-woo? (???)

Talon: It was indeed freaky!

Brian: Or instead of writing a book, I could just beg people to pay me millions for the blog post...