Thursday, December 8, 2011

Elmer's in rehab, but it was worth it

Once upon a time there was a walrus named Millie.

Millie hated politics.

One day Zondo the squid asked her to vote for his favorite candidate.

Millie promptly fed him to her friend Elmer, who happened to be a great white shark.

Almost everyone lived happily ever after, and Elmer became addicted to squid ink.
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10 comments:

Brian Miller said...

it was a ploy of the politicians to get him addicted to squid ink...it makes one more suggestive...

G-Man said...

Calimari Baby!!!
I knew the Food 55 would soon emerge
Thanks for playing, you are Like that Angel at the top of the Christmas Tree, Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

Brian: Probably!

G-Man: Calamari is actually pretty good if it's deep fried-- with plenty of sweet & sour sauce for dipping. :)

izzy said...

Squid ink comes in handy for disappearing- a shark will need a lot
though. I think I want the politician's nixed...

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Nothing worse than an ink-head great white. Funny 55, Janna!

PattiKen said...

Hmmm... Maybe Elmer could learn to like Politician Pilaf...

Janna said...

izzy: Disappearing? Really? Squid ink?

Bubba: Ink-head! LOL!

PattiKen: It's great with extra seaweed and clams...

KB said...

That's quite a story.

TALON said...

lol - if only all political irritants could be dealt with so deftly :)

Janna said...

KB: I try!

Talon: We can dream...