Thursday, November 10, 2011

This is probably why I don't have a career in stand-up comedy

A giraffe, a politician, and a cowboy walk into a bar.

The bartender tells the giraffe, "Tell your friend we don't serve politicians here."

The giraffe says "Oh, he's not my friend; he just wants my vote."

The cowboy says "This would have been a hilarious joke if only Janna's 55 words hadn't run out."
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14 comments:

G-Man said...

Oh yeah....Blame The G-Man.
I'm used to it...
Loved your 55 Janna
Thanks for playing, you are like pouring a glass of Ice Cold Milk, opening the cupboard, and finding a new can of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup!!! Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Brian Miller said...

hehe i still find it funny...perhaps he can remember his speaking points...

moondustwriter said...

There should be some allowance for more than 55
after all....

Hi Janna hope all is well

The Cello Strings said...

love your playfulness.

amazing 55.
smiles, you never disappoint.

Janna said...

G-Man: Can I also blame you for the fact that it snowed today?

Brian: His speaking points should be even more interesting after a few drinks.

moondustwriter: Thanks for visiting, as usual. :)

TheCelloStrings: Sometimes my playfulness is all I have. (!)

Mijayami said...

Great 55 -- still made me smile even though you ran out of words :)

KB said...

Haha. Very good.

Janna said...

Mijayami: Thanks for visiting!

KB: I try. :)

MorningAJ said...

I think it's funny.

Monkey Man said...

That damn 55 word limit. Kills a punch line every time. But seriously, you know you can finish the joke here in the comments....right??!? Please?

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Then the cowboy did them all a favor and shot the politician, then rode off into the sunset on the giraffe.

nonamedufus said...

And so the giraffe says "And gimme that in a long-neck bottle".

RNSANE said...

It's probably much better left for the reader to finish anyway.

My 55 is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/11/friday-flash-55-not-gone-but-forgotten.html#links

Janna said...

MorningAJ: I'm glad! :)

MonkeyMan: I could, or I could just keep you all in suspense...

Bubba: I love happy endings.

nonamedufus: LOL!

RNSANE: My readers have come up with some pretty good endings! :)