Sunday, November 27, 2011

If you're a radioactive mutant ninja, kindly disregard this post

Things for which I tried to be thankful recently:

1. I was thankful for the fact that I did not slam my fingers in the car door this month (I did this once last month, and believe me, once was enough).

2. Definitely thankful for the fact that I finally got around to trying this.

3. I'm grateful for the fact that I have a place to live; especially a place where radioactive mutant ninjas have not managed to find me.

4. I'm glad my cats have not yet realized that I am probably made of delicious fresh meat.

5. I'm thankful for every person who reads the Jannaverse, and I'm even more grateful for the people who leave comments. (Look! A tear of gratitude! And it has nothing to do with the fact that I remember how much it hurt to slam my fingers in the car door.)

Have a nice day.
Try to stay out of stores until January.
Crazy people will trample you, and their insane toddlers will stomp on you a few extra times to finish the job.
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8 comments:

whall said...

I just assumed your blog had the standard anti-radioactive mutant ninja policy. At least, I never received a "change in terms and conditions" notice from you.

Janna said...

whall: Perhaps I need to consult a lawyer who specializes in ninja law.

Steve Bailey said...

People are delicious!

Sincerely,
Blood thirsty cats everywhere

Janna said...

Steve: I think they let me live because I'm the only one who knows how to clean the litter box.

Adrian Katrina Miller said...

The last time I slammed my fingers in the car door (knock on wood) was when I was a kid. I still remember the pain.

nonamedufus said...

Maybe you need to slam the car door on someone else's fingers. Less painful that way.

meleah rebeccah said...

good idea - staying out of the stores until January!

Janna said...

Adrian: I swear, at first I thought I broke some bones. It was that bad. Once I realized I could still move everything around, I was so relieved I tried to ignore how bad it hurt. (Easier said than done!)

nonamedufus: I'll start making a list...

meleah: Definitely!