Tuesday, November 22, 2011

After enough of number nine, none of the others will matter

Things I'm craving which are currently unavailable:

1. Roasted cashews
2. Dark chocolate ice cream
3. Inner peace
4. Sausage pizza
5. Free gasoline
6. Mike Mills
7. Strawberry Margarita
8. No, wait... Strawberry Daquiri.
9. Oh, heck. Just stick some strawberries and booze and sugar in a blender and hand the entire thing to me with a really big straw.