Sunday, October 30, 2011

The Jannapedia returns

It's been awhile since I've done an installment of the Jannapedia, so here you go.


DUCTHO: Someone who really, REALLY likes duct tape.

RAINEIN: Itt wuz rainein last night andd I got so wet I kuldn't spell right anny more.

DINFEST: A festival devoted entirely to dinner.... or maybe dinosaurs. Or Dinah Shore.

TRUPAT: Not to be confused with all those lousy false Pats out there.

DINGON: A Klingon's doorbell.

PANTIFY: To put on fresh panties. (Example: "After that dream about Mike Mills, I had to re-pantify.")

REXCRR: Trying to say "extra" with a mouth full of peanut butter.

PATED: When you're so constipated you can't even get out the first half of the word.

3 comments:

Grace said...

OK, I did totally LOL at "dingon" but pantify is darn funny too and actually a useful word...as is "dinfest". Should sell dinfest to the Food Channel.

meleah rebeccah said...

Ahahahahah! These are great. My favorite is "PANTIFY"

Janna said...

Grace: I think pantify was also my favorite. :)

meleah: Mine too! :)