Thursday, October 27, 2011

Disney should hire me

Once upon a time there was a talking penguin named Sylvester who realized he had never kissed a frog.

So he journeyed down to the nearest swamp and found a nice frog named Cindy, who he promptly kissed.

Immediately Sylvester changed into a handsome prince.

"Drat," croaked Cindy. "None of them ever change into frogs."
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18 comments:

Kikit said...

Hahaha :) I guess you should make a bedtime story for frogs.

G-Man said...

Not enough tongue action!!!
Loved your bussing 55 Janna.
Don't get me wrong, it WAS freakin weird, but I still loved it!
Thanks for playing, you are like finding a 100 Dollar chip laying on the floor at The Soaring Eagle, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

Kikit: Stories for frogs who like tragic endings... kinda like the original versions of Grimm's fairy tales.

G-Man: LOL. In retrospect, very few of my 55's have involved tongue action...

Monkey Man said...

Perhaps Swamp Thing might turn into a frog. It would be an improvement.

Grace said...

So twisted...

Brian Miller said...

haha they most certainly should...or an off disney remake...come on take down the mouse...

Christine said...

they should totally hire you, this was great

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: The hard part is finding someone to kiss him.

Grace: I'll take that as a compliment. :)

Brian: I wish!

Christine: Thanks for visiting!

Alice Audrey said...

LOL! Yeah, what good is a prince to a frog?

Margaret said...

If I kissed a frog, would I really want a prince? :)

Janna said...

Alice: It could even be dangerous, if the prince likes frog legs sauteed in garlic butter...

Mararet: If I kissed one, I'd want some vodka to kill all the frog-germs on my lips. (Prince germs are ok. Or so I hear.)

izzy said...

Boy that is right! Good one.

nonamedufus said...

And just where is this frog now? I'm thinking I might need a bit of a makeover.

Nara Malone said...

Laughing, I really enjoyed the unexpected twist in this.

Mama Zen said...

The cross species action might be a little hot for Disney. Pixar?

meleah rebeccah said...

Oh snap! That was great! They totally need to hire you!

Matthew said...

Nice work Janna. Damn princes get everywhere huh?! :)

Janna said...

izzy: Thank you! :)

nonamedufus: But then you'd have to live in a swamp. Cindy would miss you if you left.

Nara: Thanks for visiting! :)

MamaZen: LOL. Pixar it is, then!

meleah: I hope so! I might actually be able to afford all my bills if they hired me...

Matthew: Everywhere except where I live, apparently!