Thursday, August 11, 2011

Math Problem For Today

1. Calculate your age minus the square root of your least favorite number.

2. Add the number of Twitters you've done so far in your life.

3. Subtract the number of times you've wanted to punch someone for saying "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."

4. Divide by the number of calories in a grilled cheese sandwich.

5. Subtract twelve.

6. If you're having a really bad day, divide by zero.


nonamedufus said...

It's too humid to figure this out, not the heat.

Monkey Man said...


Janna said...

nonamedufus: Accggghh!!

MonkeyMan: Which must mean your grilled cheese sandwich has 488 calories, and your least favorite number is.... 69. Wait...

LOTGK said...

I entered this information on my laptop to help with the math and keep everything straight.
Five minutes later the FBI was at my door to confiscate the laptop.

Just what the Hell equation did you have me enter here.