Thursday, August 11, 2011

And then Mike offered him sedatives

"It's evil!" The crazy man shouted. "With artificial chemicals and toxins and unnatural colors and preservatives which make nature scream in horror! You should eat fruits and vegetables; they're the true pathway to good health!"

Mike shook his head and rolled his eyes.
"I think I'd rather just go eat these Fruity Pebbles someplace else."

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14 comments:

G-Man said...

Yaba Daba Delicious!!
Thats our Janna, expounding upon the many facets of Food!
Loved your 55.
Thanks for playing, you are like having your cereal and bananas in the bowl...And having Just enough milk to fill it to the top!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Brian Miller said...

fruity pebbles rock...almost as much as frosted flakes...but that does not mean i need to use head and shoulders...

Alice Audrey said...

LOL, but you know the lunatic is right.

Janna said...

G-Man: I aim to please. Sometimes.

Brian: They should make a fruity pebbles shampoo, so people could have multi-colored dandruff.

Alice: Not at all! Fruity Pebbles are part of a balanced breakfast, dammit.

Mijayami said...

Love it! This made me smile. It's exactly how I feel some days -- just let me indulge in peace (although for me it's usually Reese's Puffs...)!

Janna said...

Mijayami: I like Reese's Puffs (and Capn Crunch peanut butter) too. I think my favorite decadent cereals are Lucky Charms and Fruity Pebbles. I hardly ever have them, but I still love them.

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nonamedufus said...

Fruits and vegetables? Not a fan. I used to eat Fruit Loops but it's been a few years since I've eaten cereal. I guess it's "fruitless" to try and get me to eat that stuff.

Monkey Man said...

Mmmmmm Chocolate coated sugar bombs are my favorite.

Mama Zen said...

Surely this is not meant to imply that Fruity Pebbles are anything but chock full of wholesome goodness?

Janna said...

Spam guy who I deleted: I hear Drano is delicious. Go try some.

nonamedufus: Froot Loops totally count as a fruit. I also firmly believe that ketchup is a vegetable, and no amount of medieval torture will convince me otherwise. :)

MonkeyMan: I remember that! Calvin would eat Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs! Fun stuff. :)

MamaZen: They are goodness personified. Would I lie?

RNSANE said...

At nearly 67, I've switched to the Kashfi, hightest protein, maximum fiber that tastes like you're eating broom straw...and I long for Apple Jacks, Fruit Loops, Coco Puffs and the sins of my youth.

Mine is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/08/friday-flash-55-playing-with-pooches.html#links

Have a delicious weekend!

gautami tripathy said...

Tasty, tasty!

dead woman returns

Janna said...

RNSANE: I've never had Kashi, but I definitely have had cereal that resembled broom straw. (!)

gautami tripathy: It sure is!