Thursday, August 4, 2011

Ignore the skull and crossbones printed on each pill.

Have hiccups?

Try Xuziflox!

Side effects include blurred vision, stomach cramps, inability to parallel park, itching in inappropriate places at inappropriate times, yodeling, hair loss, uncontrollable urges to eat haggis, eyebrow twitching, moles shaped like Abraham Lincoln, and possible death.

But hey, those hiccups are gone!

Ask your doctor if Xuziflox is right for you!
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16 comments:

moondustwriter said...

I love the drugs that make my parallel parking worse - and death kinda like a Russian roulette pill...
Bravo Janna

Janna said...

moondustwriter: It's kinda like Mountain Dew mixed with espresso and tequila. Or so I hear. :)

G-Man said...

Janna....
Not exactly a food 55
But you still swallow something!
Loved your commercial inspired story.
Thanks for playing, you are like an elastic hand that can reach any itch anywhere on your body, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

nonamedufus said...

Did somebody say yodeling? Yippee ky yie yay get along little doggie.

Brian Miller said...

you know sometimes the cure is just not worth it...though i think i know a few that take this...smiles.

Alice Audrey said...

But I don't WANT to parallel park. The Lincoln mole might be fun, though.

Janna said...

G-Man: Well, it did include the haggis...

nonamedufus: You tried Xuziflox! Let me know how the parallel parking goes.

Brian: You know people with moles shaped like Abraham Lincoln?

Janna said...

Alice: I actually like parallel parking. I know, I'm weird.

Poetic Soul said...

I don't think they require medication... great 55

izzy said...

Haggis ? ughhh- yup side effects are the worst! thanks.

brenda w said...

Dang, If only the moles looked like Jesus, we could sell them on eBay.

Very funny.

hope said...

I think you should be hired to re-do all those drug ads!

Nice one.

Jannie Funster said...

Okay! I can't freaking believe you and I both actually had yodeling in our 55s this week!!!

You are SO funny, Janna. This made me laugh so hard. Thanks!

off to get a third helping of haggis now...

xoxo

my 55... here

gautami tripathy said...

Much to think about..


other shoe

Olivia said...

lolssss!!!!!!!
as long as hiccups are gone..

Sundays Hugs xox

Janna said...

PoeticSoul: Which is why the joke is funny.

izzy: Awful indeed!

Brenda: LOL!

hope: Maybe I can make enough money to buy a pizza tonight. That sounds good.

Jannie: Great minds think of yodeling!

gautami: Thanks for visiting!

Olivia: That's the important thing! :)