Ignore the skull and crossbones printed on each pill.
Have hiccups?
Try Xuziflox!
Side effects include blurred vision, stomach cramps, inability to parallel park, itching in inappropriate places at inappropriate times, yodeling, hair loss, uncontrollable urges to eat haggis, eyebrow twitching, moles shaped like Abraham Lincoln, and possible death.
But hey, those hiccups are gone!
Ask your doctor if Xuziflox is right for you!
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16 comments:
I love the drugs that make my parallel parking worse - and death kinda like a Russian roulette pill...
Bravo Janna
moondustwriter: It's kinda like Mountain Dew mixed with espresso and tequila. Or so I hear. :)
Janna....
Not exactly a food 55
But you still swallow something!
Loved your commercial inspired story.
Thanks for playing, you are like an elastic hand that can reach any itch anywhere on your body, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G
Did somebody say yodeling? Yippee ky yie yay get along little doggie.
you know sometimes the cure is just not worth it...though i think i know a few that take this...smiles.
But I don't WANT to parallel park. The Lincoln mole might be fun, though.
G-Man: Well, it did include the haggis...
nonamedufus: You tried Xuziflox! Let me know how the parallel parking goes.
Brian: You know people with moles shaped like Abraham Lincoln?
Alice: I actually like parallel parking. I know, I'm weird.
I don't think they require medication... great 55
Haggis ? ughhh- yup side effects are the worst! thanks.
Dang, If only the moles looked like Jesus, we could sell them on eBay.
Very funny.
I think you should be hired to re-do all those drug ads!
Nice one.
Okay! I can't freaking believe you and I both actually had yodeling in our 55s this week!!!
You are SO funny, Janna. This made me laugh so hard. Thanks!
off to get a third helping of haggis now...
xoxo
my 55... here
Much to think about..
other shoe
lolssss!!!!!!!
as long as hiccups are gone..
Sundays Hugs xox
PoeticSoul: Which is why the joke is funny.
izzy: Awful indeed!
Brenda: LOL!
hope: Maybe I can make enough money to buy a pizza tonight. That sounds good.
Jannie: Great minds think of yodeling!
gautami: Thanks for visiting!
Olivia: That's the important thing! :)
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