Sunday, July 31, 2011

Please tell me that's a chocolate chip....

Things I can not do when the temperature is over 80 degrees:

1. Daydream about my favorite rock star wrestling in melted butter
(After 79 degrees, it just gets gross.)

2. Think of words that rhyme with "cholesterol"

3. Write a coherent blog post

4. Bake cookies
(Unless the melted-butter-wrestling guy begged me to.)
(We'd have to find some fresh butter first).


nonamedufus said...

At what degree does butter start to melt? I need to know because I don't want to poke my eye out.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Just in case, you could wear protective goggles. My life's motto has always been "Safety first when dealing with pointy butter."
Thankfully I've never had to include that in a public speech or anything.