Thursday, July 28, 2011

An important lesson we all have to learn sooner or later

Bryan laid quietly in hospital room 408, halfheartedly listening to the guy in the other bed.

"I realize now that time is precious," the guy said. "I've learned that I need to slow down and enjoy life. What about you?"

"I've learned," Bryan sighed, "that there are some places pine cones just do not belong."

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12 comments:

Monkey Man said...

Can't top that! You are the queen of 55's. I'm not worthy.

Grace said...

oh my dear that's funny!

Brian Miller said...

yes...i am glad you used a Y...esp in light of my 55...errr...i may walk funny just from reading...

G-Man said...

Janna...
Of course you are refering to the nasal passage right.
Why does everyone assume that the bung is involved? (I love that term)
Loved your 55 My Friend
Thanks for playing, you are like finding a WHOLE unopened box of Preparation H in your medicine cabinet after having a Massive case of the Piles at 3 in the Morning...Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: Do I get a prize?

Grace: Hee! :)

Bryan: (Oops, I mean "BRIAN"): Here, have an aspirin...

G-Man: There is NO good bodily place to put a pine cone. Not that I speak from experience or anything... ask Bryan.

TALON said...

lol! This was great! Poor Bryan! I'm hoping it's not where I'm thinking it was - lol! :)

moondustwriter said...

Hmm what was I thinking ....

Janna said...

TALON: It probably is!

moondustwriter: Be sure to send him a get well card. Though I'm not sure if Hallmark makes cards for something like this...

Mama Zen said...

This has to be the funniest 55 ever!

Nara Malone said...

Laughing. There are some lessons I'm willing to let others learn for me. Great 55.

Olivia said...

that there are some places pine cones just do not belong.......

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

hugs xoxox

Janna said...

MamaZen: Hooray!

Nara: Thanks for visiting!

Olivia: That would also be funny in a fortune cookie. (!)