Shelly: It's a secret. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Stan: I wonder what would happen if I put tabasco sauce on the burritos and slept in a field of daylilies next to an expired coupon for Ziploc Baggies. 'Cuz I've never tried that. Ignore the rumors.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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LOL. Where do you find these things? ;)
Bean burritos are tasty but the picture is rather disturbing. Makes you want to wait awhile before hitting the hay. :-O
Shelly: It's a secret. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Stan: I wonder what would happen if I put tabasco sauce on the burritos and slept in a field of daylilies next to an expired coupon for Ziploc Baggies.
'Cuz I've never tried that.
Ignore the rumors.
If it's that easy to fix a sore back then bring on the bean burritos!
Damn. I figured it was something like that, but I had to ask. ;)
Maybe it's what YOU dream about....
nonamedufus: Amen!
Shelly: Can't blame you for trying. :)
MonkeyMan: Well, that and Mike Mills. Although I'm sure he never farts. And if he did, they would smell like honey.
...and cure cancer....
MonkeyMan: Probably.
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