And by the way, where am I?
Things I have trouble remembering:
1. Where I parked
2. Exactly why we bother with Daylight Savings Time
3. Why mosquitoes exist
4. Whether or not it's officially "polite" to tell a complete stranger there's toilet paper stuck to his shoe
5. The inescapable ramifications of eating four cups of bran cereal in one day.
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25 comments:
fun facts...
lovely 55.
you are not looking at the toilet paper on the shoe of the person in the mirror after eating those bran flakes are you?
facts?
Jingle: If by "facts" you mean "stuff I haphazardly made up," then yes! I am the queen of facts!
Brian: That explains why we were both wearing the same outfit...
Brian: Scary, isn't it?
There would appear to a link among 5,4,3...in that order.
1) Between the lines.
2) We always need something to "Fall back" to.
3) It all started with the Big Bang theory.
4)Depending on one's location, the proper etiquette follows: If said person is inside the stall still actively doing his/her business, it is not polite to inform them.
If said person is clearly out of the stall, or leaving the restroom, or in a private area where no other person could hear, then yes, it is the polite time.
5)Jesus Christ. Let me revise answer number three with: It all started with four cups of bran cereal.
I agree with number 3, they are always biting me.
Of this we can be certain...
Number 5 WILL turn into Number 2!!
Thank you very much...
Loved your 55 Janna,
You are like at Bingo during the Coverall only needing B-19 to win, and they call...BEE...Nineteen!!
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
I have to say, Janna – I’ve enjoyed more than a few of your 55-word posts and have often wondered how you are able to sum up a story in such a precise manner. But more than that, I have to wonder – did you actually ever know these answers? Or is that just a clever ruse?
If I were going to list they things I have trouble remembering, it would take more like 5555 words. But I have systems to circumvent my memory loss--I place my keys and purse on a hook by the door, I write everything else down. Except when I forget to.
Love your 55, Janna. Thanks for the smiles.
All of these posts about food were making me HUNGRY so we we made homemade macncheese and fried ham steaks for dinner. Look what you've done!
LOL. I love dropping by here on Fridays for a big guffaw. Definitely go easy on the bran! Fun and clever 55!
Better to see tp stuck to a shoe than toilet liner stuck to a behind. Actually saw that once. I was too young and too embarrassed to say anything.
Hmmm, 4 cups Bran ? I dunno- there's gotta be a better way...Mosquito's, ticks ? just torture. Thanks.
lol! No. 5 will get you every time!
I visualize you stuck in the bathroom early in the morning when there would be sun but for daylight savings time.
Laugh out loud wonderful.
Honestly, you killed me with "stuff I haphazardly made up."
Sometimes it's okay to just giggle and point. Not at the mosquitoes....at the tp.
nonamedufus: Clearly more research is needed! You first.
LOTGK: "Between the lines"... Brilliant!!
KB: Me too. The only positive side is that this means I am delicious.
G-Man: Thank you as always for visiting! :)
Whall: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
hedgewitch: I have a hook by the door too. I keep forgetting to use it. (Notice the irony).
PheromoneGirl: Mac & Cheese sounds yummy!! I want some!
Ami: Thanks for coming back to see what junk I'll post next. :)
Belinda: Wow, really?
izzy: I'd rather have the bran than the mosquitoes. (Assuming I had to choose...)
TALON: Indeed!
Alice: Quick! Think of something else!
Steve: I'm so glad!
MamaZen: Hee! :)
MonkeyMan: I'll try to giggle quietly.
I will have to make a list like this one day.
I loved this! These are many questions I have asked myself. Clever.
avoidtheclap: Please do!
Shanae: Maybe we can make a song out of them...
I have trouble remembering the exact same things, assuming that by "bran cereal" you mean ice cream.
Laura: I'll trade you... you can have the bran cereal and I'll take the ice cream. Deal?
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