I never realized how much seagulls hated Broadway
Things I've never done in the presence of seagulls:
1. Origami
2. Ice sculpting
3. Target practice
4. Tap dancing
5. Wine tasting
Things I HAVE done in the presence of seagulls:
1. Sing Broadway show tunes (From Les Miserables and Hello Dolly, if you must know)
2. Explain the Pythagorean Theorem
3. Wonder why I have a headache
4. Listen to the car radio for so long that my battery went dead
5. Realize I have to pee
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3 comments:
I believe if you could do an origami out of ice and then shoot it afterwards...that would really reduce your list!
If seagulls could do origami, would they make teeny-tiny paper seagulls? In a related question, have I been tasting too much wine?
VE: Heyyy! Wow! I was wondering what had happened to you. And there you are. :) Welcome back.
MikeWJ: Yes, and yes.
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