And they will never steal her stapler ever again
Once upon a time there was a warthog named Penelope.
Penelope loved chicken gravy and mashed potatoes.
This, of course, meant chickens and potatoes were afraid of her and never wanted to be friends.
It also explained the mysterious disappearance of all the chickens and potatoes who kept annoying her at work.
They were delicious.
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22 comments:
so that is how you get rid of annoying people at work...hmm....
I might have to keep that in mind when I go back to work tomorrow!
Teresa
Brian: I recommend spending a little extra for the expensive gravy.
razzamadazzle: Write it on a post-it note and keep it by your desk!
If only we all worked with real potatoes and chickens instead of potatoheads and chickens****s.
A Filling 55
Hedgewitch: And on Fridays we could all have french fries and chicken nuggets! Start deciding now which dipping sauces should go with each co-worker.
Janna...
When I visit you I think that I should change my prompt from the Friday Funfest, to the Friday Foodfest!
Loved your 55 My Friend.
You are like crossing over the border into Michigan, after spending a week in Ohio.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
G-Man: I've done that! (the Ohio thing). It IS nice to come home again. :)
Cincinnati people do some pretty weird things with chili.
This post was a lot of fun. Well done.
People who steal staplers need to disappear. Thanks for an inventive way to accomplish that.
My 55 also discusses delicious things:
Bacon-fat gravy
Which came first: the chicken or the veg (potato)?
LOL! Love this 55! I chuckled aloud. Thanks for a little humor this morning!
lol! I agree - everything seems better with gravy!
Loved this 55!
Hmmm... I wonder how Boss gravy would taste? LOL!
Another fun 55 from the unique mind of Janna!
Perhaps this is why my potatoes are standoffish . . .
What a foolish mash potatoes, stealing her stapler like that.
avoid the clap: Thank you! (P.S. You have a very interesting name.) (!!) :o
Enchanted Oak: I also get upset when people steal garlic bread.
nonamedufus: Weeelll, let's see.... according to the first chapter of Genesis, plants were created before animals....
Ami Mattison: You're welcome! Thanks for visiting. :)
TALON: The only possible exception might be chocolate cake. Even then, we might be able to work something out.
Bubba: Boss gravy isn't bad, once you stir away all the bubbles of hot air. :)
MamaZen: Try lulling them into a false sense of security by playing classical music.
Alice: Foolish indeed!
They always steal my stapler too. And my scotch tape, pens, scissors and glue.
WOW -- 4 days with no electricity, holy cow. Bet that would make for some wild blogging posts.
xo
Now I'm hungry.
Jannie: What about post-it notes? Do they ever steal those? I like post-it notes. And staplers. Are these your scissors?
MonkeyMan: Me too!
Are you encouraging cannibalism? At work?? Using exactly 55 words???
I bow to your greatness. :)
LOLZ!!! This was too good! Now... I should be worried cuz I too love chicken and potatoes.. but then hey...I don't work with Penelope! :) Well, atleast not anymore!!
ENJOYED your fun 55, J!! teeheehee
Chelle: I'm glad to encourage anything which involves potatoes and chicken gravy. :)
kavisionz: Once the number of co-workers mysteriously dips to zero, Penelope has to change jobs a lot... beware. :o
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