Thursday, December 23, 2010

Now, if you'll pardon me, I have a date with a box of All-Bran...

"Why do you always eat so much fiber?" asked Melody.

"I believe in being regular," replied Floyd.

"No, I mean what's the REAL reason."

"Well," he sighed, "If everyone else is constipated, I'll be the only one pleasant enough to welcome the Martians when they finally arrive. I'll be Earth's ambassador! Here, have some cheese."


Monkey Man said...

Okay, then. Merry Christmas to you and the aliens.

My 55 is HERE .

g-man said...

Ahhh An Enlightened one!
Thanks Janna for your wonderful support...
You are like an un-opened jar of Smuckers Strawberry jam in your pantry, right after you've just buttered your Thomas English Muffin!
Have a Wonderful Christmas...G

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: Thank you! Zorxzak says hi.

G-Man: Strawberry jam on an English Muffin? Nahhh... just drown mine in gobs of butter. Mmmmm.