Sunday, December 26, 2010

If only they would pay me for this....

Cards Hallmark hasn't made yet:

1. Wishing you health and peace and a lot more common sense than that idiot who cut me off in traffic last Tuesday.

2. Sorry your toaster 'accidentally' fell into the bathtub with your ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend!*

3. Not sure how to leave this big hint:
Like a carcass with eight greenish tints,
Anchovy filets,
Or a bout with malaise,
Your breath makes me weep. Have a mint.

4. Congratulations on four whole years of keeping that collection of ketchup packets in your car!

*P.S. You may have to re-read #2 a few times, but it's totally worth it.



whall said...

Me likey the limerick.

Janna said...

Whall: I'm glad someone does! :o

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

The poem brought a tear to my eye.

So did your murder confession. I'll send you cookies in jail.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: I like double chocolate chip. Peanut butter is good too. Be sure to use good quality ingredients.