Friday, November 5, 2010

Every bean equals one fried chicken wing and a barbecued rib

"Are you going vegan again this week?" Robert asked hopefully.

"Maybe. Why?"

"Well, whenever you do that veggie junk, I feel it's my duty to eat twice as much meat to even things out. And this week there's a sale on sirloin steak."

"You... eat... twice as much meat?"

"Just balancing the universe. Bon appetit."
(!!!)
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15 comments:

Monkey Man said...

Smart man. Make sure his work to keep the world in balance is much appreciated.

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: If I had multiple personalities, I could be vegan and carnivorous at the same time.... now THAT would make for one heck of a blog.

G-Man said...

All Righty Then...
Back to 55'ing about food again!
Everything is back in it's proper perspective.
Loved your 55 Janna...
You are like the last clean fork, at the Chinese Buffet!
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Janna said...

G-Man: Accggghh. Chinese food sounds really good right now... Anybody out there wanna bring me some hot spicy szechuan?

Belinda Munoz said...

Ha ha. This could've been my husband and me. I flirt with going vegan everytime I have a really good vegan meal. Nice 55.

Brian Miller said...

hehe. just keeping it balanced.....

nonamedufus said...

Speaking of balanced, Janna, there are times I wonder about you. But then there are times I don't...so that's pretty balanced.

Nessa said...

Very funny - Man Math.

gautami tripathy said...

Some balancing!

LOL

panorama

gospelwriter said...

It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it. ;) - Your 55 rocks!

Eric Alder said...

Balance is important. I think I personally off-set dozens of Vegans. (Aren't Vegans people from Las Vegas?)

Nice 55, Janna!

Claudia said...

ha-ha- balancing the universe...cool..

my 55 is here

razzamadazzle said...

What a cruel irony! I admit I'm vegetarian. Still a great 55!

Teresa

Steven said...

I just had the most delicious vegan mac and cheese tonight!! Oh, how I wish you were here to experience it!!!

Janna said...

Belinda: There's such a thing as a good vegan meal??

Brian: Exactly!

nonamedufus: Hey, I'll take what I can get.

Nessa: Hee! :)

gautami tripathy: Right now, my idea of "balance" is to have an equal sized double cheeseburger in each hand. With bacon. Sigh.

gospelwriter: Thanks for visiting!

Eric: Usually I offset a couple vegans per day also, but this week has been something freaky. Take my advice: Never go vegan. Your brain will hate you. I speak from bitter experience.

Claudia: Thanks for visiting! :)

razzamadazzle: Are you a vegan or an ovo-lacto vegetarian?

Steve: And I wish you could be here to experience the giant amount of meat and cheese I'm going to have next week. And the week after that. And possibly the next 30 years.