Things the letters BLECCH could stand for
1. Bernie Likes Every Carnivorous Chihuahua Here
2. Bright Lemon Essence Can Cover Herring*
3. Bob's Little Egret Could Choke Him
4. Bulbous Left Ears Can Certainly Hear
5. Brains Loathe Everything Cerebral Cortexes** Hate
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Notes:
* Just kidding. Nothing can ever cover the taste of herring.
**It is entirely possible that the plural of Cortex is "Cortices", not "Cortexes", yet at this moment I am apparently too lazy to positively confirm this fact.
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MonkeyMan: Oooh, good one! :)
Bad Larry enervates crazy Cleaver housewife.
(A test of your 50s TV sit-com knowledge.)
Boy, Listless Eunuchs Can't Crave Humping.
Sorry. That was stream of consciousness. I'm lucky I don't drown sometimes.
nonamedufus: Poor June Cleaver...
MikeWJ: I used to wade in my stream of consciousness all the time until I realized it was ruining my socks.
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