Sunday, October 3, 2010

Things the letters BLECCH could stand for

1. Bernie Likes Every Carnivorous Chihuahua Here

2. Bright Lemon Essence Can Cover Herring*

3. Bob's Little Egret Could Choke Him

4. Bulbous Left Ears Can Certainly Hear

5. Brains Loathe Everything Cerebral Cortexes** Hate


* Just kidding. Nothing can ever cover the taste of herring.

**It is entirely possible that the plural of Cortex is "Cortices", not "Cortexes", yet at this moment I am apparently too lazy to positively confirm this fact.


Monkey Man said...

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Janna said...

MonkeyMan: Oooh, good one! :)

nonamedufus said...

Bad Larry enervates crazy Cleaver housewife.
(A test of your 50s TV sit-com knowledge.)

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Boy, Listless Eunuchs Can't Crave Humping.

Sorry. That was stream of consciousness. I'm lucky I don't drown sometimes.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Poor June Cleaver...

MikeWJ: I used to wade in my stream of consciousness all the time until I realized it was ruining my socks.