Sentences I did not say (out loud) today
1. "But why CAN'T I pay for my gas with these old socks?"
2. "When the test results came back, she said our aspirin tablets actually contain fairy dandruff."
3. "No, I never knew I was allergic to children, but it makes perfect sense now that you mention it."
4. "Every time you sing that awful song, an angel breaks a nail."
5. "Dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken. We should eat Barney and find out."
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3 comments:
Funny when I saw that pic of Barney I thought #4 was about him.
I'm allergic to children, too. Bastards.
nonamedufus: LOL... Now that you mention it, it could go either way!
MikeWJ: There ought to be a vaccine or something. Failing that, I guess we could just ship them all to a remote island somewhere.
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