Monday, October 25, 2010

Sentences I did not say (out loud) today

1. "But why CAN'T I pay for my gas with these old socks?"

2. "When the test results came back, she said our aspirin tablets actually contain fairy dandruff."

3. "No, I never knew I was allergic to children, but it makes perfect sense now that you mention it."

4. "Every time you sing that awful song, an angel breaks a nail."

5. "Dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken. We should eat Barney and find out."


nonamedufus said...

Funny when I saw that pic of Barney I thought #4 was about him.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I'm allergic to children, too. Bastards.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: LOL... Now that you mention it, it could go either way!

MikeWJ: There ought to be a vaccine or something. Failing that, I guess we could just ship them all to a remote island somewhere.