Thursday, September 9, 2010

If we're really lucky, they won't care about the World Cup at ALL

Good things that will happen when aliens finally conquer the planet:

1) All the annoying people will be gone when aliens realize annoying people are delicious

2) They'll teach us how one spaceship can fly all the way around the earth on a single tank of french fry oil

3) They won't know how to play the vuvuzela
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13 comments:

nonamedufus said...

It was annoying people who blew vuvuzelas...so I think you've just killed 2 birds with 1 alien

Avitable said...

Is there a certain chemical in their bodies that makes annoying people taste better?

Subby said...

So that's what that is! I still have two of those cow-horn things...most annoying, heh, heh...

Monkey Man said...

I was hoping to NEVER hear or see that word again...AAAaaaaa it burns. May they be the first and most delicious taken by aliens.

Great 55, just the same.

Janna said...

nonamedufus: Excellent!

Avitable: Or it could just be the dipping sauce.

Subby: Annoying indeed! :)

MonkeyMan: LOL. Sorry about the burning. Have you tried putting aloe on that?

G-Man said...

Yeah....
I've been completely forgotten SEVERAL times today. So don't feel so bad.
You My Dear Janna, have Michigan Papal Dispensation...Pax Vobiscum
Loved your 55
Thanks for this whimsical little ditty.
You are like the last 18 inches of toilet paper, on the last roll in your stall, at a rest stop somewhere in Kentucky!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

joanny said...

Janna

I do not think I can top g-Mans response,

But your 55er alien space ship -- send it to the PNW where I live -- there is some tasty morsels out here.

Thanks for the good laugh.

Joanny
http://thedowsersdaughter.blogspot.com/

Janna said...

G-man: As far as I can remember, you are the very first person who has ever compared me to Kentucky toilet paper. :) And certainly the first one who meant it as a compliment. (!)

joanny: The pacific northwest? Then the aliens could enjoy a nice mocha latte at Starbucks afterward while they gathered around the Space Needle in Seattle. Just imagine the movie possibilities... and the product placement revenue for Starbucks!

Gwenhwyfar said...

Did you get anything in the mail? I'm DYING to know.

razzamadazzle said...

I think this alien invasion might be soon--I've been monitoring the buzz in blogland, and lots of alien comments are showing up!

Teresa

Janna said...

Gwen: LOL! Funny you should mention that.... :)

Razzamadazzle: They're everywhere!

Gwenhwyfar said...

So.... No?

Janna said...

Gwen: LOL. I did indeed receive it. And it is featured in Monday's post! :)